Jason started practicing evil as a hobby back in kindergarten. It started with playground torture sessions of frogs, mice and birds. Then it progressed to full on evil deeds like not emptying the lint filter in the dryer, driving with his blinker on and blasting Stryper at full volume. He hopes to hone his evil craft and someday become the leader of the world's most evil organization... Amway. He will spread cheap, ineffective household cleaning products throughout the land without regard for anyone's safety or sanity.
